And then there were two. The book was complete, but it wouldn't mean a thing unless it made the mail date. To simulate the rigors of getting the annual to the fulfillment house in time, the powers that be developed an obstacle course requiring the two remaining contestants to navigate the course while delivering a box of annuals to the finish line. First participant across would be the ultimate victor in the see see eyeland Annual Report Survivor Game.
The winner is decided through a strange turn of events. To view Iona's humble victory speech and Ima Pleezer's farewell, read on...
"I don't know what happened. I was up for the last 72 hours on press and bindery checks. I was really wiped out, so I went to take a short nap and the next thing I knew I awoke to the sound of cheers for Iona Lott's victory. It's the same old story. I do the leg work and someone else takes all the credit. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what the Street thinks about the book. Until next year, see ya."
Iona Lott
"Thank you, thank you, I couldn't have done this without the efforts of one person: myself. I told everyone from the beginning that I have always been responsible for the company's successful annuals. I always hear the employees complaining about how much work it is to put together. I have no idea what the little darlings are talking about. Look at me - I'm getting all the credit, and it feels as if I haven't done a thing."