The eight contestants arrived on see see eyeland and were presented with their first challenge - work as a team to create a shelter to house the contestants for the next seven weeks (or when their task of delivering an annual report is completed, whichever comes first).

The first casualty was predictable and decided quickly. Liza Bunch, the General Counsel for Kwality Widgets, was sent home packing - and we do mean packing - for her own safety. After driving the other contestants crazy with her constant quoting of OSHA specifications, building codes and non-stop use of legalese, Liza was removed from the remaining eyelanders before they could carry out a "Lord of the Flies" reenactment on the loathed lawyer.

To learn more about how each eyelander fared during this cruel test of teamwork and engineering prowess, and for Liza's farewell, read on...

"I'm sure that some form of litigation is in order, but I will address this at a later time. I'm too busy filing frivolous lawsuits right now to worry about the outcome of this silly contest. After all, if the annual report is edited correctly there will be absolutely no information in it whatsoever to make it the slightest bit interesting to investors or potential investors.*"

* This diatribe is filled with comments that may or may not be interpreted as forward-thinking and are in no way to be taken out of context or used without express written consent of all parties involved or with implied involvement.

Hugh G. Gogh

"The key to any successful corporation is great leadership, and because I am a great leader, I believe that we will be able to work together as a team to grow this business and to... wait - what the Sam Hill are we supposed to be doing? What do you mean my general counsel is gone? No, no, I didn't help with building our living quarters. Weren't you listening to my speech about great leadership? Delegation is another key to great leadership. Will I miss Liza? No. I didn't know what in the world she was saying half the time. I just nodded whenever she was running off those unlinked streams of syllables."

Imus B. Kowntyn

"Goodbye and good riddance."

Jack D. Pryce

"Why do they have to make the womenfolk leave?"

Art Deqeaux

"It is always sad to see someone leave, but not in this case. After all, she is a lawyer, and her non-stop quoting of building code and SEC regulations only served one purpose... to squash my creativity. I'm still miffed that the team chose the cartoonish Gilligan's Eyeland-style hut over my Prairie design, which would have made even the late great Frank Lloyd Wright weep."

Ima Pleezer

"I thought that Liza was doing a great job, I thought that she was making a great attempt at working as a team player. I think the rest of the team just didn't understand her. Well, I don't think anyone really understood her. I didn't understand half the words she used. Oh well, I'll miss her."

A. Nell Retentive

"I don't know why Liza was voted off the eyeland. After all, she was merely following the strictest code of the law. Yes, perhaps her quoting of the water easement act of 1989 which forces all new structures to be built no closer than 1.5 miles to naturally occurring sand dunes may have been a bit much, especially since the eyeland is only two miles across at its widest point."

Iona Lott

"I'm appalled at our complete inability to manufacture a Jacuzzi tub for the master suite."